Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
time to smoke my breakfast
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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