She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
You were trust falling into bushes
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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