You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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