Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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