Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
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