they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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