I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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