Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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