And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
My pussy is not your playground.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
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Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
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Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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