Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
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