We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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