apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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