matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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