How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
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i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
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1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
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