Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
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As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
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nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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