remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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