and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
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she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
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Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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