I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Randomize
