SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
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How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
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Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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