I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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