found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
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