Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I forgot how hot balto sounded
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
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thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
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You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
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