um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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