I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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