Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
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I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
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I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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