The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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