Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
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I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
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I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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