worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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