hotel room ftw
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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