I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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