No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
lets start a swedish sibling band together
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
We talked him into tasing himself.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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