I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Randomize
