I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Randomize
