im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
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I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
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Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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