If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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