I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize