I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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