Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
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we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
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Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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