I heard we made out
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
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She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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