i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Randomize
