this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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