My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
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Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
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For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
The struggles of a small town man whore
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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