What did we do last night that was yellow?
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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