if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
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He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
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I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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