Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
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Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
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I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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