let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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