My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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