Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Randomize
