i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
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Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
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I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
there is glitter all over my balls
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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