So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Randomize
