He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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