Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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