help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
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