Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
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Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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