Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
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