remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
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The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
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she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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