I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
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